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“In a morbid condition, dreams are often distinguished by their remarkably...”
– Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment (via drumstyle)
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A Message from Weyland Industries:
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“I like to drink Martinis. Two, at the most. Three, I’m under the table;...”
– Dorothy Parker
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101 Amazing TV Facts
#72 - People on TV don’t know you. All those people you keep staring at? They couldn’t care whether you live or die.
Sep 30th
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101 Amazing TV Facts
#29 - In Poland, all televisions have round screens and are only allowed to show footage of the ocean bobbing around. Their most popular programmes are Ship Ahoy and Crazy Porthole Hour
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“Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain with grammar and nonsense , and learning....”
– Oliver Goldsmith She Stoops to Conquer
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101 Amazing TV Facts
# 30. The first recorded occurrence of ‘Tube Rage’ happened in 1979, when one man from Missouri was so incensed by a plot inconsistency of an episode of Dukes of Hazzard, he murdered his family with a hammer.
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“I am drinking the stars!”
– Dom Perignon…. …on his first sip of champagne
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101 Amazing TV Facts
Psychologists believe watching TV programmes containing lots of red makes children prone to hyperactivity. The effect can be counter-balanced by placing a cloth soaked in milk on the back of their necks or kicking them down the stairs.
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“The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re...”
– W B Yeats
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101 Amazing Television Facts
#18 By the time they reach the age of 36, the average British male will have watched 900 scenes on TV wherea doctor pokes his head round a surgery door and calls ‘next!’
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“Claret is the liquor for boys; port, for men; but he who aspires to be a...”
– Samuel Johnson
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101 Amazing television facts
#4 - If you open the back of a television, it is full of drunk women swimming around in brandy.
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“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also...”
– Winston Churchill
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http://m.guardian.co.uk/ms/p/gnm/op/sORHEL89WaBbQOF... →
Charlie Brooker!
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